New chapters of Dracula And Kittens rape the Web twice a month.

Dracula’s American Guest*

Chapter 1: Crime Knows No Color!

Chapter 2: The Emerging Burning Sensation

Dracula And Kittens

Chapter 1:  Nothing That Colorful Should Be Allowed To Ride The Rails
Chapter 2:  Romanian Women Look Like Fat Nicole Eggerts
Chapter 3:  Guns: The Effective Way To End Bad Conversations
Chapter 4:  The Great Gig In The Sky
Chapter 5:  Fear And Loathing In Transylvania
Chapter 6:  Can I Haz Human?

*This is a temporary placement. Once I’m done with Dracula’s Guest I will put the two together and renumber the chapters. I’m OCD like that.