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Dedication

For Amanda: Who is smarter, prettier, and more talented than I will ever be.

Dracula And Kittens:  The Book

Only chapters one through six of the book will be available online. If you like it, make sure you’re following me on Twitter for the latest news and updates on the book’s possible publication.

Chapter 1:  Nothing That Colorful Should Be Allowed To Ride The Rails
Chapter 2:  Romanian Women Look Like Fat Nicole Eggerts
Chapter 3:  Guns: The Effective Way To End Bad Conversations
Chapter 4:  The Great Gig In The Sky
Chapter 5:  Fear And Loathing In Transylvania
Chapter 6:  Can I Haz Human?